A duck in a tuxedo vest (no shoes, rainbow or otherwise) waddles up, clears throat with a dignified quack. "I am a duck. I quack. I paddle. I do not crow at dawn, nor do I flap in lapwing loops, nor honk in goose formation. My feet are orange, my feathers are waterproof, and my gender is 'duck.' That’s the whole blues riff."

"Now that one might need rainbow shoes. But me? I’m good with mud and dignity."Pecks at the ground, finds a worm, shrugs.

"Good afternoon, feathered parliament! I,

Sir Reginald Quackmoo, hereby declare this asphalt a sovereign republic of giggles!"twirls a nonexistent umbrella, bows to a flock of pink elephants flapping overhead like flamingos on helium

"Your Majesty, the Elefunky of Cloud Nine, requests a waltz! One-two-cha-cha-MOO!"moonwalks backward while quacking the national anthem of Nonsense, then salutes a passing cloud shaped like a rubber duck wearing tap shoes "Sanity is overrated; I’ve traded mine for a lifetime supply of invisible jellybeans! Care for a lime-flavored one?" offers empty hoof-handSuddenly freezes, whispers:

"Shhh… the pink elephants are unionizing. They demand feather boas and Tuesdays off." resumes galloping in slow-motion, honking like a confused goose-cow hybrid QUACK-MOO-BOING!

Who is a stupefying stupendous stupid stupor
stuporous fool idiot dolt blockhead bonehead
simpleton lunkhead nitwit half-wit dummy imbecile moron nincompoop dunderhead numskull ignoramus ass
dunce ninny oaf clod chump goose meathead airhead dummkopf klutz ?

ganzen gansjes goose geese

The goose for freedom parade / Ganzen vd vrijheid Optocht Nederland

Thanksliving #goose #rooster #mp3