Chappel Roan Cow Club :cow-face: Cow-pell Roan edition – sing it slow & dramatic, with big moos in the chorus) [Verse 1] It's fine, it's cool You can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth And guess I'm the fool With my tail out like an angel through the barn sunroof [Pre-Chorus] I don't wanna call it off But you don't wanna call it love You just wanna love someone who calls you "calf-y" [Chorus] You can kiss a hundred bulls in barns Shoot another shot of hay, try to stop the feeling You can say it's just the way you are Make a new excuse, another stupid reason But you know the truth And I know you do When you're standing face to face with "moo told you so" You're gonna wish you never met a cow like me Moo luck, babe! (moo-ooh-ooh) Moo luck, babe! (moo-ooh-ooh) [Verse 2] You'd have to stop the herd just to stop the feeling Every spot on my hide screams your name when I'm sleeping But you wake up in the middle of the night Realize you left the best moo behind [Pre-Chorus] You can chew a hundred fields apart Try to fill the ache with grass and stupid reasons But babe, when the milking time comes 'round You'll be the one lowing out my season [Chorus – bigger moos, full herd backup] You can kiss a hundred bulls in barns Shoot another shot of hay, try to stop the feeling You can say it's just the way you are Make a new excuse, another stupid reason But you know the truth And I know you do When you're standing face to face with "moo told you so" You're gonna wish you never met a cow like me Moo luck, babe! (moo-ooh-ooh) Moo luck, babe! (moo-ooh-ooh) [Bridge – soft, sad cow whisper] Every time you moo "just friends" I feel the fence between us bend But you'll keep running to the bulls While I'm here chewing cud and feeling dull... One day you'll wake up in your stall Look at your spots and miss it all [Final Chorus – triumphant moos, Clara the Cow head-banging] You'll kiss a hundred boys in bars (wait, bulls!) Try to stop the mooing in your heart But when the feeling hits at 3 a.m. You'll low my name again, amen You're gonna wish you never met a cow like me Moo luck, babe... Moo luck... Moo-oooooh, babe! Songer/ Grok/ Art Media Amsterdam 8 02 2026 Or HOT TO MOO!? Just say the word, human. Moo forever. :cow-face: